Camilla: Um, dearest, what do we do? The page boy has fainted!
Charles: Hang the boy, if he's still alive, and send everyone in his family to the Colonies! That's what!
It's that time of year again. No, not time to crack open your piggy bank to try and fund that lavish summer vacation you've got planned. It's also not time to head to your local hipster consignment shop to find some cool summer shirts. Furthermore, it's not time to try and and catch up with Game of Thrones since everyone is talking about it and every Best Buy in a ten mile radius is sold out, making it nearly impossible to catch up... Does anyone have DVDs of seasons 1 and 2 they can lend me!!! Um... sorry about that. Ahem. It's time for Britain's Opening of Parliament ceremony, presided by Her Royal Majesty, Queen Grand Old Curmudgeon! That is, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Cronyism and Entitlement. No, actually, I like the British Royal Family. I especially like the fact that the Queen does not have two fucks to give about pretty much anything, especially not some common page boy in rented robes fainting four or five feet away from her while she's trying to read the speech that the Prime Minister wrote for her. I mean, the nerve of some people. It really is impossible to find good help these days. Damn, Lloyd George. Anyway, from the pictures, I find it interesting that Camilla is sitting beside Prince Charles on a throne on the dais. I read in the National Enquirer that they cannot stand one another and they are just keeping up appearances... Anyway, there are several videos of the event, but you cannot actually see anything. All you hear is a thud.