Anti-Semites Find Love in Hollywood: Jesse James and Kat Von D Engaged

It was revealed today that Hitler-saluting motorcycle enthusiast Jesse James (who claims to be descended from the Wild West outlaw) and L.A. Ink star Kat von D are engaged to be married, in spite of James's prior declarations of undying love for Sandra Bullock.  Ah... a match made in Hades.  I would advise anyone with invitations to witness this unholy union not to attend, unless they would like to earn one thousand negative karma points.  "Bridesmaids, please change into your SS uniforms in the chapel bathroom.  Thanks."

"Come a little closer, Jesse.  I can almost reach your carotid..."

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