4.03.2011

The Plastic Surgery of the Duchess of Alba

The Duchess of Alba in 1956.  She's always had full lips, which she has exaggerated with lip injections.


The Duchess of Alba is one of the premier grandees of the Kingdom of Spain, holding the Guinness record for most titles of a single person in the world.  Her full name is Maria del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva 18th Duchess of Alba, and she is a descendant of King James II of England and Scotland, through the Dukes of Berwick.  She was born in 1926 and was a great beauty in her youth.  The duchess is currently 85 years old.  What she is perhaps best known for outside of Spain is her flamboyant personality and numerous surgical procedures.  Even the casual observer can spot the tell-tale signs of fat injections to the face, multiple rhinoplasties, and botox.  The following are the likely procedures that Her Excellency the Duchess of Alba has likely undergone: (1) face lift, (2) brow lift, (3) multiple rhinoplasties, (4) collagen or silicone lip injections, (5) fat injections to the face, (6) botox.  Because the duchess seems rather thin to begin with, it is unlikely that she has had face and neck liposuction, which is a rather common procedure for people that are plastic surgery addicted. The fat injections in particular (in addition to the botox) have assisted in eliminating the lines and wrinkles from her face, but rather than gaining the appearance of a healthy young beauty, she looks like a card carrying member of the undead or Jocelyn Wildenstein (a famous plastic surgery addict in New York).






The Duchess of Alba on the right with the Duchess of Cornwall in Spain last week

61 comments:

  1. I wonder how beautiful she might have looked now if she had allowed herself to age gracefully.

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    1. Ya I wonder exactly that. Shed probably be on like a bowflex commercial. Still bangable at 85. Fuk if I woke next to her in bed I'd probably beat her face in from being scared. Shit man.

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  2. I wonder the same thing myself. She really was stunning in her youth, and a descendant of the Scottish House of Stuart.

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  3. O.M.G I wish god make solution for these. I wish for natural beauty. Thanks for sharing your experience with us.
    bodylift

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  4. The great thing about plastic surgery is that the benefits can be both physical and emotional, both external and internal.

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  5. She looks dreadful!! Wrinkles must be preferable to the aweful mess that cosmetic surgeons have made to her face!

    Tim

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  6. She looks like she has been in a terrible accident, the surgeons should be ashamed of themselves. She was an attractive woman when she was younger. Money can't buy perfection.

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  7. OH. MY. GOD! She looks absolutely hideous! Not even human anymore. I can’t tell if hers is a face of a space alien or a baboon. I shudder in horror just looking at her.

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  8. “The great thing about plastic surgery is that the benefits can be both physical and emotional, both external and internal.” July 13, 2011 3:47 AM

    Not in this case! The plastic surgeons absolutely butchered her face and they really deserve to be drawn and quartered.

    There’s nothing great about any kind of plastic surgery and the Duchess of Alba proves this for all the world to see. Really hideous. Truly grotesque.

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  9. LSHIFMDJKIDHADBIIDINHW.

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  10. WTF?!!!! i'm with you avesraggiana ...

    OH. MY. GOD! She looks absolutely hideous! Not even human anymore. I can’t tell if hers is a face of a space alien or a baboon. I shudder in horror just looking at her.

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  11. looks like "Vincent" from beauty and the beast tv series. ugly.

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  12. wow, Camilla actually looks kinda hot... next to Duchess of Alba that is. She should carry her with her at all times.

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    1. my thoughts exactly....

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  13. ALL I CAN THINK OF IS OLD VAGINA

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  14. I feel sorry for the poor woman all that wealth and not contented this is really sad

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  15. That must have been a horrible fire!

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  16. ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear and see what your visually thinking
    this is the dead truth

    the reason alot of asians have completely expressionless faces, only associate with asians and dont associate with non asians very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion asians were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non asians, associate with non asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non asians alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with asians so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place

    think about it, its not normal how alot of them act, and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
    every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
    thats why nobody knows about it!

    try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around asians, and try looking for asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishing
    it still happens despite a large number of them having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen alot more if none of them had completely expressionless faces all the time, its not uncommon!

    i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

    you have to spread the message!!!
    the world has to know about this!!!!

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    1. hahahahahaha.....fuckoff!

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  17. Plastic surgeons who perform this kind of work need to have their licenses revoked and a permanent band in the medical field forever. I don't understand how these butcherer's keep getting away with it. It's very sad and it's inhumane. I for one would never go under the knife because of what possibly could be my future staring me back in the mirror!

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  18. Hey...we are two south asians who read ur comment about asians' ability to read minds...
    We assure that not every Asian is a clairvoyant who can read minds

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  19. Being able to afford the most expensive plastic surgeons in the world yet still looking like a clown.

    Let that be a lesson to anyone who thinks they'll look better after a visit to the plastic surgeon.

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  20. I thought it was the Grinch come to life!

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  21. WOW I actually thought that was a prank being played on her over the internet. What gives.

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  22. yish ... she was never a 10. She's just good for the tunnel of horror. :D where she could ride a royal horse named Camilla.

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  23. Her greedy family should hurry and take her money, before she runs to another plastic job. Unreal !!
    With her money, there must be something they can do. They even fix people with no noses, etc.Just shows to go ya, don't mess with Mother Nature !!

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  24. There was a time when surgeons went into the deepest cellar for a surgery like this. I miss that time!

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  25. She was absolutely beautiful in her youth but she ,foolishly, refused to age gracefully and resorted to the plastic surgery botched jobs. Are few wrinkles really worth getting butchered over? And those lips look as if the botox or whatever it was was contaminated . I have seen shows on stuf like this and how people actually become addicted to the surgeries. ANY GOOD and DECENT physician would refuse to do any further cutting/pulling/injecting/stretching.etc.

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  26. I think she looks like one of the Uruk Hai generals in Third Age Total War.

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  27. Not all plastic surgeons do that kind of work...thank God. My employer is a plastic surgeon who repairs burned children.

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  28. If I ever let a surgeon do any kind of job on me I will take care not to live that long.

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  29. Sad, so sad.. I don't think I can face my friends when I look like that.

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  30. I saw this and started fapping

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  31. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
    This is my ultimate fetish

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  32. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

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  33. Just a thought! If she didn't have all of that money, would he at any point have ever given her a second glance? Not that looks should matter, but really! Which also makes me wonder if when he closes his eyes, and kisses her, is he kissing her, or her money! Not trying to be mean, but just truly logical!

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  34. I would'nt say no to her money

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  35. She looks like William Murderface. google it.

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  36. Kinda looks like Marge Simpson's mother. Was pretty until all the plastic surgery.

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  37. Has anyone considered the possibility that the Duchess doesn´t care a damn what the whole world thinks? She doesn´t need anything to be happy but her own inner feelings. Anyway, do you think that all those women showing themselves as naked cattle on TV shows are better than Cayetana? I think she has a strong personality and likes her looks. Who should care? She is enjoying her last chance to be happy in life. Congratulations!

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    1. If she doesn't care what people think of her why did she have her face butchered

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  38. But now that I look at the pictures again... besides everything I said above....really? WTF was she thinking? Hopefully she won't read my comment on the internet and become saddened.

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  39. Find a picture of her mother and father in their old age and one might have an idea of how she would have looked. Look at the 1947 wedding pictures, for example.

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  40. Truly awful isn't it. She was gorgeous when she was younger, but must have one day looked in the mirror and decided she needed a bit of a 'lift'. Many plastic surgeries later, and she looks like the victim of a tragic house fire.

    So sad. And I've heard she's a lovely woman too.

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  41. its not the surgeon's fault, he's just doing what he's probably ORDERED to do. She's probably really @#$%'d up and commanded them to do whatever she wants or get their heads chopped off, who knows. She's goddamn nasty and stupid. One foot in on a surgeons table, and the other in a grave. What a disgrace.

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  42. "...rumoured to have had plastic surgeries!" I read that and laughed. The poor woman should have had a face replacement instead of more butchering. I thought of a puppet, or ventriloquist's dummy. It is one of the saddest outcomes ever...and with all her money, she could have had the BEST of the BEST. Now she is married to a fellow who looks as if he's in the escort business. Oh, the poor rich!

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  43. Fondle or kiss breast implants , a big sexual turnoff.Wish to feel and kiss the slender sensual
    breast as original is mind blowing.No hard lumps or silicone smell.
    Jesus do I have to kiss those pumped up lips, oh no !As you were !is bliss.

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  44. Yikes! The living dead have returned. Vanity is a sin and she has definitely paid the price for hers!

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  45. She looks like burn victim. Her plastic surgeon is a disgrace to all plastic surgeons who are amazing and has helped plastic surgery to thrive.

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  46. Instead of plastic surgery, a healthy diet; avoidance of liquor; regular exercise; and olive oil used as a moisturizer would have made her look much better!!!

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  47. this woman is fearless. and now that age puts her closer to death than most of us, she's even more fearless. she has experienced being beautiful in public when she was younger. she did what she wanted to do. she'd been through it all.

    and now this: plastic surgery hell. if she cares at all about that hell, she wouldn't have shown up in public to get photographed. but she's out there. i bet you she's sitting out there beside camilla still feeling very powerful, despite her face. or feeling powerful that despite her ugly face, she still gets respect, because, let's face it, she's very rich, richer than queen elizabeth.

    i love the fact that she doesn't care what the media thinks about her face. in fact, she's having a ball out there, smiling and laughing through her very ugly, putty face. that happiness is hard to understand. she should be on the cover of vanity fair in any language. that would be their bestselling issue because we love ugly.

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